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Ah yes," he said, "that's to do with the day I finally realized that the world had gone totally mad and built the Asylum< to put it in, poor thing, and hoped it would get better."

It seemed to me that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to include a detailed instructions for use in a package of toothpicks, was no longer a civilzation in which I could live and stay sane.