Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

That which doesn’t kill you doesn't make you stronger, it makes you bitter and cynical.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

Patience comes to those who wait.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

Our pasts wax while our future wanes.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

Life is short... and getting shorter by the minute.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

The future; everyone is housed clothed and fed, because everyone is in jail.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

Each day goes by so slow but my life goes by so fast.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

If you can’t be happy naturally, be happy unnaturally.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

The key to productivity is to rotate what you’re avoiding.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

One’s expectation is the scriptwriter of one’s experience.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

Imagine if we had failed. If we had failed, we wouldn’t be able to imagine it.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

If one cup of makes me feel good, then two cups will make me feel better.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

I'm wasting time worrying about wasting time.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

Do they pick bad art to go in offices, or does an office make the art bad?
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

"No smoking is allowed". That's good, because people shouldn't have to smoke if they don't want to.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

Somewhere between anticipation and nostalgia we should have been happy.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

Everyone on this planet will be dead in 200 years. Old age.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

Never, ever drive when you’re drunk. But if you do drive drunk be sure and wear a seat-belt.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

The first rule of drinking is that your judgement is impaired so you can’t judge how much your judgement is impaired.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

How can an animal with a brain the size of a walnut be more interesting than me?
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

Speech is free. Talk is cheap.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

People are going to stop liking your work if they think it’s phony. You mean I need to be phony so that people will think I’m sincere?
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

It’s better to have loved and lost than to have loved and caught something.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

Unrequited love is like hitting you head against a wall that isn’t there.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

The more money I earn the more I need to spend.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

I like funerals. You dress up, eat good food, and there is no pressure to enjoy yourself.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

When I die I want an apple tree planted over my head. Then when people eat the fruit they’ll be eating me.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

Performance art isn’t hit/miss. It’s miss/miss/miss/miss/hit/miss/miss.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

Life is a balance of self-indulgence and self-preservation.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

You should have waited to shave your head until after you got a new girlfriend.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

my body .. abused. my mind .. unhinged / my reality .. maintained. I am happy.
-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

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-- Too Much Coffee Man (comic strip)

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