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'You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to the building plans had you? I mean like actually telling anyone or anything.'

'But the plans were on display.'

'On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.'

'That's the display department.'

'With a torch.'

'Ah, well the lights had probably gone.'

'So had the stairs.'

'But look you found the notice didn't you?'

'Yes,' said Arthur, `yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of The Leopard".'"