16 m Signs: Dedicated to All the Lovely Folks Who Allow 16m Plotspamming in SecondLife.
V1
And the sign said 512m seeking avatars need not apply
So I tucked my flexihair up around my ears and I went in to ask him why
He said, 'you look like you have a fat wallet, I think you'll do'
So I took off my hat I said, 'imagine that, huh, me buying from you'
woah!
Chorus:
Sign Sign everywhere a sign
Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind
Buy this, go do that, can't you read the sign
V2
And the sign said anybody caught looking would be griefed on sight
So I jumped on my prims and yelled at the landshysters, 'Hey! what gives you the right'
To put up a rotating ad to make me buy or to keep ugliness in
If everyone was here, they'd tell you to your face, man you're some kinda shyster
Repeat Chorus:
Bridge:
Now, hey you Mister! can't you read, you got to have more tier to get some peace
You can't even watch, no you can't eat, you ain't suppose to be here
Sign said you got to have a few more thousand Linden to get rid of signs Uh!
V3
And the Linden sign said everybody welcome, come in, bring credit cards and pay
But when they passed around the brochure at the beginning of it all,
We didn't hear about signs everyday, so I got me LSL scripts and a blog and I made up my own little sign
I said 'Thank you Lindens for allowing small plots, they're extorting and doing fine'
Repeat Chorus
Repeat Chorus

You know.....
I think if I had the land and the know-how, I would erect mirrors - tall and lovely mirrors! - facing out along the borders of my land afflicted with tasteless advertising signs. On the side facing in, of course, I could paint sunsets or use the backside of the mirrors as a screen for real-time satellite photos...
Criticize by creating? Now where have I heard that!
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