Site Upgrades Imminent.

Season's Greetings.

KnowProSE.com has grown substantially over the last year, and will continue to do so in 2007. This means some upgrades have to be done. These are expected to happen sometime over the weekend, and will include a 4-6 hour disappearance of KnowProSE.com.

The server is being taken down to create a cyberspace bypass.

During that time, the 1s and 0s of the website will be transmogrified into a parallel universe, soaked, rinsed and spun - then they will be dried using the latest in fluff cycle technology. Once dried, they will gently be folded and then violently flung into a toybox which will be tossed through a nexus. At the end of this nexus, the 1s and 0s will be regurgitated and spat emphatically upon a server (accompanied by a Hawking sound).

To make things interesting, this will all be powered by brownian motion linked with bistromathematics via fuzzy logic and a low truth value of Bayesian Probability. Therefore, it could happen any time. In fact, it may have already happened by the time you read this.

That said - why are you here? Shouldn't you be out visiting someone? Evading the manhunt? Writing more New Year's Resolutions that will expire at the end of the first week of January? Building something in SecondLife, or experimenting with the highly evolved poseball technologies? Go outside. Wear dark glasses, and if you're one of those people who sticks carrots in snowballs at this time of year - bundle up or move to the Caribbean.

See you on the other side. :-)