Comedy is the blues for people who can't sing.
-- Chris Rock
White man makes guns, no problem. Black rapper says, 'Guns' there's a Congressional hearing.
-- Chris Rock
A man is only as faithful as his options.
-- Chris Rock
If a bullet cost $5000, there'd be no more innocent bystanders.
-- Chris Rock
Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95.
-- Chris Rock
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
-- Chris Rock
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