The less [government] the better. As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed...
-- Drew Carey
I think a lot of people are afraid of freedom. They want their lives to be controlled, to be put into a box... Why should someone put a limit on how much fun I can have, how much I can accomplish?
-- Drew Carey
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
-- Drew Carey
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
-- Drew Carey
Bush pointed to positive signs in Iraq, like how the economy is taking off, thanks to a booming car bomb business.
-- Drew Carey
Hey, don't waste cheese. If you're going to waste food, throw a vegetable.
-- Drew Carey
Hey, here's a tip for you: The next time you have the world by the balls, don't twist them.
-- Drew Carey
From now on, all employees will be required to bring their sense of humor to work every day. This replaces the normal practice of having a stick up your butt!
-- Drew Carey
I'm tired of giving in. I give in every day of my life! I give in to my boss, I give in to my neighbors, I even give in and buy American. And when that breaks, I buy American again!
-- Drew Carey
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