Evan Esar

Faith:
1. An illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.
2. The basis of three great enterprises: love, democracy, and hash.
3. The boast of the man who is too lazy to investigate.
4. Believing what you know to be untrue.
5. You can't do much with faith and you can't do much without it.
6. If men had no faith in one another, all of us would have to live within our incomes.