Mizner, Wilson (Wilson Mizner)

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.
-- Wilson Mizner

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
-- Wilson Mizner

Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down.
-- Wilson Mizner

God help those who do not help themselves.
-- Wilson Mizner

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner

Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
-- Wilson Mizner

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner

I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.
-- Wilson Mizner