People that pay for things never complain. It's the guy you give something to that you can't please.
-- Will Rogers
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
-- Will Rogers
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers
Everybody is ignorant. Only on different subjects.
-- Will Rogers
Even if you're on the right track you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers
Every time Congress makes a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
-- Will Rogers
I don't care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big nations quit meddling then the world will have peace.
-- Will Rogers
I tell you, this finding out how to govern a country, or even a state, or county, or even town, has got the whole world licked. There is not a type of government that can point with complete pride and say: There, this is the best that can be had!
-- Will Rogers
It's great to be great, but its greater to be human.
-- Will Rogers
Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches.
-- Will Rogers
Live your life so that whenever you lose, you're ahead.
-- Will Rogers
My idea of an honest man is a fellow who declares income tax on money he sold his vote for.
-- Will Rogers
No man is great if he thinks he is.
-- Will Rogers
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
-- Will Rogers
This would be a great world to dance in if we didn't have to pay the fiddler.
-- Will Rogers
We all can't be heroes, for someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
-- Will Rogers
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
-- Will Rogers
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
-- Will Rogers
The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
-- Will Rogers
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
-- Will Rogers
I don't make jokes - I just watch the government and report the facts.
-- Will Rogers
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer.
-- Will Rogers
All I know is just what I read in the newspapers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
-- Will Rogers
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