The Weblogger (Song)

So, I was going through my CD->MP3 collection so I could recreate my 'writing music playlist', and something weird happened.

I call it, "The Weblogger".

Hypothetically, this would sound really good if sung to Bread's 'Guitar Man'. Hypothetically.

The Weblogger

Who draws the hits and writes in bits, baby it's the Weblogger

Who's gonna steal the show, you know baby it's the Weblogger

He can make you love, he can make you cry

He will bring you down then he'll get you high

Somethin' keeps him goin' miles and miles a day

To find another thing to say.

Night after night who treats you right, baby it's the Weblogger

Who's on the internet, you go read the Weblogger

Then he comes to town and you see his face

And you think you might like to take his place

Somethin' keeps him bloggin' miles and miles away

Searchin' for the things to say.

Then you listen to the podcasts and you like to think along

You want to get the meaning out of each and every blog

Then you find yourself a message and some words

To call your own and take them home.

He can make you love, he can get you high

He will bring you down then he'll make you cry

Somethin' keeps him bloggin' but no one seems to know

What it is that makes him go.

Then the links lead to Flicker and the voice is no longer him

The voices begin to rise and the crowds start jumping in

But he never seems to notice he's just got to find

Another hotspot to say,

Anyway

Got to say,

Anyway

Got to say