Monty Python's Flying Circus (television)

And now, for something completely different. . .
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A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, I always say, I Always Say!
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Eh? know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge! Know what I mean? Say no more!
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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The great advantage of the tiger in unarmed combat is that he eats not only the raspberry-laden foe but also the raspberries.
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In 1945, peace broke out.
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Why is it the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfernschplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dangle-dongle-dungle-
burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-
knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-
bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwurstle-gerspurten-mitz-
weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shoenendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-
aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
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Well, er, yes Mr. Anchovy, but you see your report here says that you are an extremely dull person. You see, our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. And whereas in most professions these would be considerable drawbacks, in chartered accountancy, they're a positive boon.
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There are a great many people in the country today, who through no fault of their own, are sane.
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There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he really doesn't know what he believes in.
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The great advantage of the tiger in unarmed combat is that he eats not only the raspberry-laden foe but also the raspberries.
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I wish to register a complaint.
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I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."

But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.
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My hovercraft is full of eels.
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