Seinfeld, Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld)

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.
-- Jerry Seinfeld

Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person?
-- Jerry Seinfeld


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