See, the human mind is kind of like… A piñata. When it breaks open, there’s a lot of surprises inside. When you get the piñata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience.
-- Jane Wagner
At the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it than at any other time.
-- Jane Wagner
All my life I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see I should have been more specific.
-- Jane Wagner
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Jane Wagner
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it....
-- Jane Wagner
It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
-- Jane Wagner
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
-- Jane Wagner
No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
-- Jane Wagner
Remember we're all in this alone.
-- Jane Wagner
I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.
-- Jane Wagner
Your problem is your role models were models.
-- Jane Wagner
Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
-- Jane Wagner
For fast acting relief, try slowing down.
-- Jane Wagner
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
-- Jane Wagner
If the formula for water is H2O, is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
-- Jane Wagner
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
-- Jane Wagner
If you read a lot of books, you're considered well-read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well-viewed.
-- Jane Wagner
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
-- Jane Wagner
The best mind-altering drug is truth.
-- Jane Wagner
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-- Jane Wagner
Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying — but when God talks to us, we're said to be schizophrenic?
-- Jane Wagner
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