Spam: Lonely Housewives, Cialis and Jackrabbit Vibrators.

This spam I get everyday is now beyond annoying. It's amusing. And it's a tad bit scarey.

Cialis. Viagra. Lonely Housewives. Jackrabbit vibrators.

Suddenly it becomes obvious what the problem is. The guys who need... help... aren't getting enough...help... so... we get the Lonely Housewife market and the Jackrabbit Vibrator market.

So why not send the Lonely Housewives the JackRabbit vibrator spam instead of me? And the husbands who need... help... why not send them the Cialis/Viagra spam? Why am I in the crossfire here?

I don't have a lonely housewife, and I don't want one. I don't want a JackRabbit vibrator, though after the 5 millionth email, I decided to see what they looked like. I don't need any Viagra or Cialis, thank you.

I also don't need mortgages on houses in the United States, I don't need to remortgage houses in the United States, if I want porn I can find it quite easily...

These spammers are making Americans look like broke, undersexed (or physically impaired) sex fiends who have as much disposable income as they have disposable libido...

Maybe there needs to be an American office of Homeland Sexuality. Hey, I know. Why not forward all of this stuff to the White House? Clinton's not in office anymore...

What would G.W. do? Order one of each?