Interview With the Praying Mantis

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KnowProSE: So, you say you were kidnapped?
PM: Yes, yes I was. I was abducted by Kiskedees.
KnowProSE: Were you hurt?
PM: Yes, it broke off my claw and scarred my back.
KnowProSE: Have you gone to the hospital?
PM: No, no, no habla espanol.
KnowProSE: What?
PM: Yes, the doctors in Trinidad speak spanish. You know, they imported Cuban doctors because they didn't want to pay doctors from Trinidad...
KnowProSE: Yes, but Cuban doctors speak English.
PM: Yes, but then they might send me to Guantanemo Bay.
KnowProSE: No, wrong country, that's George W. Bush.
PM: This isn't the United States?
KnowProSE: No...
PM: I must be here on vacation... I'm a little addled from my ordeal, you see.
KnowProSE: Good, so you can go to the US embassy after you see the Cuban doctor and the local police station!
PM: But the Kiskedee was an off duty police bird!
KnowProSE: Umm. Well, then you should see a doctor and go to the embassy!
PM: But then they'll send me to Guantanemo bay!
KnowProSE: Why do you think that?
PM: I'm a Muslim.
KnowProSE: You're a Muslim?
PM: Yes.
KnowProSE: And why do you think that means you'll go to Guantanemo bay?
PM: Americans are Christian, and they send Muslims to Guantanemo Bay. That's what happened to my friends.
KnowProSE: So, your friends were kidnapped?
PM: You know, come to think of it I got off pretty easy... I have to go now. With half as many claws, it will take me twice as long to catch dinner...